Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
DoS Jokes
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
