DoS jokes
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.