DoS jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.