What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
DoS Jokes
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
