What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
DoS Jokes
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
