How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
DoS Jokes
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
