Doomsday jokes

Orphan

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Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

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  • Doctor

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    A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."

    The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"

    The doctor calmly replies "Nine".

    Orphan

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    If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

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