Doomsday jokes

Orphan

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Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

9/11

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Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

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