Doomsday jokes
People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Community talk
Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more
