Doomsday jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.
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