Domestic task jokes

Epilepsy

What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

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  • Beer Bottle

    How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

    A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends how hard you throw them.

    Room

    My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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  • Blow job

    I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

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  • Dishwasher

    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

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