Doghouse jokes
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.