Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
Dodo.
