Dodge Challenger jokes

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂