DoD jokes

Why did the wheel fall?

Because there were too many fat people on it.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

My dad just comes and goes.

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.