Do jokes
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Memes
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"