Do jokes
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Memes
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Alya, do you have Discord?
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?