Do jokes
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Memes
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!