Do jokes
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Memes
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.