Dissipation jokes
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.