Dissipation jokes
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.