Dissipation jokes
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!