Disorientation jokes

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and went right.

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.