Disabled person jokes

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

Someone bullied a disabled person.

The disabled person said they can't stand it.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.

A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.