Disabled person jokes
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.