Dig bick jokes

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.

Mom: Shut up and keep digging.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.

SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”

MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”