What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary
Words that have ho in them:
Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
-high definition or addictionary
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last
One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible. They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionarys. Things went from bad to worse.
