Dictatorship jokes

Hitler walked so Kim can run.

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...

Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.