Dictatorship jokes

You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.

Hitler walked so Kim can run.

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...

Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.