Dick's Sporting Goods jokes

Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?

Because they don't like Dick's!

I like dicks... sporting goods.

Why don't gays shop at sports authority?

They prefer Dick's.

Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

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