Dickhead jokes
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
LOL
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Community talk
i'm leaving, not coming back and all i wanted was an apology or something rather than you all laughing at me and making me fucking cry. i hate this site. you're all a bunch of dickheads and i wish you a bad life. goodbye