Dickhead jokes

Comeback

  • Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!

    Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

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  • Man

  • How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

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  • Insult

  • Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

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  • Dick

  • A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

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  • Feminist

  • If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

    "Not now, I have a headache."

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  • Community talk

  • i'm leaving, not coming back and all i wanted was an apology or something rather than you all laughing at me and making me fucking cry. i hate this site. you're all a bunch of dickheads and i wish you a bad life. goodbye