Dickhead jokes
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
LOL
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Community talk
i'm leaving, not coming back and all i wanted was an apology or something rather than you all laughing at me and making me fucking cry. i hate this site. you're all a bunch of dickheads and i wish you a bad life. goodbye