Detonation jokes

Bomb.

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?

He pressed the red button.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!