Deterioration jokes
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
Community talk
This shit went to hell
It might just be me, but I feel like the jokes have deteriorated over time
My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more