Deterioration jokes
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
Community talk
It might just be me, but I feel like the jokes have deteriorated over time
My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more