Desensitization jokes

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

I am glass! People see right through me.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss.