Desensitization jokes

Porn

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I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

Pedophile

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I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

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  • Mom

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    So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.

    Community talk

    Hi it’s me. Nobody knows me, but I’m Hedgie or HelluvaHedgehogAlien from the good ol’ days when this site wasn’t so dead lmao. I forgot about this site for more than a whole year, nice to see it’s... less unhinged now (or maybe I’m just desensitized to weirdness by now).