Describe jokes
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife? “Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."