Describe jokes

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."

How would you best describe prostate cancer?

Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

"Lazy."