Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Describe Jokes
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."