Descartes jokes

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.