Depression joke jokes

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.