Deppression jokes

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).

How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?

Pour bleach on it.