Deppression jokes

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.

How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?

Pour bleach on it.

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.

Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~