Delusional jokes

When will delusional Christians grow up and realize their fairy tales aren't based in reality?

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.