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A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.
He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
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I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessiβs UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Letβs go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
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So my most recent crash out. So the guy im talking to told me to text him when i woke up. So i texted him but did he respond? NO HE LEFT ME ON DELIVERED LIKE SERIOUSLY?!?! WHO DOES THAT??? YOU TOLD ME TO TEXT YOU WHEN I WOKE UP SO WHAT DO I DO??? I TEXTED HIM AND JUST TO BE LEFT ON DELIVERED LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Yall need jesus jesus is good. he dose great he will save you. he will heal you. he wll get rid of depression. he can do the impossible. Hes amazing. A frw months ago i was stealing money i was stealing and hideing electonics i was sneaking out i was lying but just tody i got baptized, god changed me. i stopped self harm i stopped lying i stopped cheating. all my bad went away. all because of him, God is amazing. How⦠Read more
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