Deliver jokes
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessiβs UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
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Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Letβs go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
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So my most recent crash out. So the guy im talking to told me to text him when i woke up. So i texted him but did he respond? NO HE LEFT ME ON DELIVERED LIKE SERIOUSLY?!?! WHO DOES THAT??? YOU TOLD ME TO TEXT YOU WHEN I WOKE UP SO WHAT DO I DO??? I TEXTED HIM AND JUST TO BE LEFT ON DELIVERED LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Yall need jesus jesus is good. he dose great he will save you. he will heal you. he wll get rid of depression. he can do the impossible. Hes amazing. A frw months ago i was stealing money i was stealing and hideing electonics i was sneaking out i was lying but just tody i got baptized, god changed me. i stopped self harm i stopped lying i stopped cheating. all my bad went away. all because of him, God is amazing. How⦠Read more
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