DEd jokes
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
I'm dead inside.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Dee.
dfg.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Denise.
What more is there to say?
Like (DYM 139).
