Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
DEd Jokes
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
I'm dead inside.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
