DEd Jokes

Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...

Well nvm, they shot him dead.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

I'm dead inside.

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

Dad: You're adopted.

Son: Where are my real parents?

Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.