DEd jokes

Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...

Well nvm, they shot him dead.

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Dad: You're adopted.

Son: Where are my real parents?

Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

I'm dead inside.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.