Decaffeinated Coffee jokes
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.