What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
Deaf Person Jokes
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
