Dead Babies Jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Baby

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.

Baby

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Baby

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

Baby

What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Baby

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that?

One's alive at the bottom.

What's even worse than THAT?

It eats it's way out.

Wait it gets worse...

It goes back for seconds.

Just one more I swear...

It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.

Peanut Butter

What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?

Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.

Baby

What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

Baby

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

Baby

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

...

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

Abortion

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

Baby

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

Baby

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Porsche

What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?

..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Baby

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

Baby

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.