Dark humor jokes jokes
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
