Dark humor jokes jokes
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.