Daredevil memes

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.