Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
