Dalai Lama jokes

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.