Dalai Lama jokes

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.