Daftness

Daftness jokes

Band

    • Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

    Trick

    • 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

    2. You can't count your hair.

    3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.

    4. You just tried number three.

    5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.

    6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.

    7. You skipped number 5.

    8. You just checked if there was a number 5.

    9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.

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    • Nightmare

    • Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.

    Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.

    He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.

    Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.

    Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.

    Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.

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    • Paper

    • Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

    Reader

    • You got a dig bick.

    You read that wrong.

    You read that wrong too.

    Maybe you read that wrong as well.

    You just went and back-checked.

    You reread all of that.

    You have a pet wussy.

    You read that wrong...

    You need mental help.

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