Daftness jokes

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme."

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

The happier they get, the less they see.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?