Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH
Why did the chimkin cwoss da woad? To get away from the british bastard and get the egg roll.
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects
"Explain"
Sus 1: I don't vandalize
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy
Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol
Sus 4: I eat bricks
Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
How to learn your Vitamins. A = Art. B = Bouncy Balls. C = Cookies. D = Da Sun. You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
What does Drake call his rake
Da - Rake
Yo mama so fat she da iceberg
Yo mama so fat She da ice burg
The crocodile just kept saying no! He was in Da Nile!
Your Da
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird
Because it was in da sky’s
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
my fav sex position is the mcdonalds
ba da ba ba ba YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT
Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
