Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
DA Jokes
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Your Da.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
