Cyperaceae jokes
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Community talk
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more