Indian cuisine jokes
Curry.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
