Indian cuisine jokes

All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.

Curry.

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.

How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.