Indian cuisine jokes
Curry.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
