Cure jokes

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.

"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."

"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.

"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."