Curb Jokes

One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."

I had a friend who was a dwarf..... he committed suicide........he jumped of a curb

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb so I asked "are you an orphan?" "Yes" he replied "what gave me away?" He asked "your parents" I said.

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents

I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "where are your parents"? God I love working at the orphanage

You are so small that you play hockey against the curb

whats small has no dad and looks like bugs bunny

ben after he trips over the giant curb