Crystal Ball jokes

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

The happier they get, the less they see.

I am glass! People see right through me.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

I can see my future in your forehead.