Cryptid jokes

The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.